Usher: Hey Deak,
My buddy Short Beak stopped by my branch the other day and asked me how to answer his kid’s question – “Why do we go to church, Daddy? I thought Jesus was fun and cool, but church really sucks! I can’t stay awake for longer than 5 minutes through those windy sermons and Sunday School is full of Geritol and brown-nosers.”
Deacon: So what did you tell him?
Usher: I told him it was his problem. After all, he’s fallen for it all his life, and now he’s at the point of no return. No matter what he tells his kid, his kid will see him as a hypocrite because he still goes and doesn’t feel he can change as it’s too late in life and after all, the fellowship hour has really good desserts!
Deacon: Usher, you’re so so lame!