Traditional Title of Pastor or Real Titles?

Usher: Hey Deak, what if pastors were called by their real duties instead of some pastor of the church?  Who would your pastor be?

Deacon: I don’t know, shepherd?

Usher – Here are a few that come to mind:

Chief guilt officer, Chief alter caller, Chief wine and bread steward, Chief Membership Pusher, Chief Building Fund Persuader, Chief Marketing Officer, Chief Delegator, Chief Manipulator, Chief divorce counselor, Chief curriculum chooser, Chief Finanacial Officer, Chief Idealist (keep the member) officer

Deacon: You better watch it Usher, you’re steppin’ on toes


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2 Responses to “Traditional Title of Pastor or Real Titles?”

  1. Mark Says:

    Couple of others – Motivational speaker, Country Club President

  2. Mark R Says:

    You got that right!!!!

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