Faith Insurance

Deacon:  What are you doing?

Usher: I’m studying for my MBA online

Deacon:  You’re a buzzard, what in the world do you want an MBA for?

Usher: I need faith insurance, Deak

Deacon: Never heard that term, What is faith insurance Usher?

Usher: A degree Deak, you know, a certificate that says I can get a real job, like a youth pastor

Deacon: So what’s that gonna do for you Usher?

Usher: Then I don’t have to get all stressed out about whether roadkill will show up or not

Deacon: What will that do for you?

Usher: Then all the people will buy roadkill for me Deak!

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4 Responses to “Faith Insurance”

  1. tithing and stewardship Says:

    Ahh, just received a real comment from you. Good point and i agree!

  2. Arleen Says:

    YESH!

    Not only am I gettin’ it, but I’m diggin’ your blog.

  3. thenonconformer Says:

    thenonconformer Says: Your comment is awaiting moderation.
    4 August, 2008 at 4:07 am
    How are the pastors now being paid?

    From love offerings or the tithe?

    People who accept any portion of the tithe are not allowed to own any tangiable property, such as a home, real estate.. according to the Bible too

    http://anyonecare.wordpress.com/2008/05/29/the-ttihe/

  4. Chelsea Says:

    Keep up the good work.

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