Usher: Deak, those humans really got it easy.
Deacon: How’s that Usher – what’s buggin’ you now?
Usher: Well, they have American Express, Citibank, Capital One and Fannie Mae
Deacon: So, it’s they way they go about their lives – it’s all based on credit.
Usher: How come we don’t have a Roadkill Express or a Fowler’s Blanche? We could go to the roadkill store and just buy our roadkill instead of having to scout and fly, scout and fly. Life would be so much more predictable!
Deacon: Usher, if you did that – you’d forget where the roadkill really comes from , now wouldn’t you?
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