Deacon: Hey Usher – you hear the sermon on Sunday?
Usher: Yeah Deak = Something about increasing your giving instead of your living..
Deacon: Did you tithe off your roadkill on the Pike?
Usher: Come on Deak – It was only a field mouse!
Deacon: Hey, you know the scriptures…
Usher: But I only got two bites from that mouse! An Audi flattened it before I got a third!
Deacon: 10% dude – it’s scriptural
Usher: So Deak – what’s 10% of two bites?
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